I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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