Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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