This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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