does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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