She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize