There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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