He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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