so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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