Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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