In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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