every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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