OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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