Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
the condom got lost in my hair
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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