We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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