gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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