I wish I could punch you in the face.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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