At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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