She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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