Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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