I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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