Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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