carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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