i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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