and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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