this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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