After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
