The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
my poor anus
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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