Whod you bang
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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