just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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