I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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