I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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