Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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