I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
