He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
send nudes
from the living room?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
