he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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