i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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