i just had sex bonerless
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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