I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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