One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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