Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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