Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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