we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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