i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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