Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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