i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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