Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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