I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i will never coherently bang her
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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