She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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