Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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