new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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