I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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