Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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