their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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