How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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